WHORE BARBIE MUGSHOT

say cheese

GOLDEN MOMENT

totally manipulated by gold-eating aliens

SESAME STREET

 you guys all know elmo from sesame street, well, i've found the perfect outfit for elmo wannabes. in this coat, you wouldn't know who's elmo and who's you. which is really cool! many kids would kill you to take this coat from you.

elmo

a HI, MY NAME IS ELMO look

dazed&confused september 2007

A GOOD EXAMPLE OF BEAR HUNTING

a WE ARE THE HUNTERS look

dazed&confused september 2010

DON'T FUCKIN MESS WITH ME

 if somebody bothers you, don't hesitate to show them yakuza tattoo on your dress. they'll be scared to death.

a I'M A FUCKIN YAKUZA look

christopher kane spring 2011

LOOKING FOR SOME GOLD?

a MY FATHER IS A GOLD MINE OWNER look

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stella mccartney fall 2011

a I EAT GOLD FOR BREAKFAST look

rodarte spring 2011

WENT TO AQUARIUM TODAY

butterflyfish

source; getty image

a WANT TO BE A BORA BORA BUTTERFLYFISH look

proenza schouler spring 2010

DAUL

i-D pre-fall 2009

DAUL ROCKS!!!

CAPTURED BY KING KONG

King Kong, 1933

 If you want to know how it feels to be trapped in King Kong's hand, why don't you try THIS. You should have a lot of nerve to actually wear it. It perfectly reproduces the look & feeling of the moment, which includes anxiety that the King Kong might bite your head off, throw you to the rocky mountain, squeeze you, shake you till you pass out, or tear your body apart. But once you get over with the anxiety issue, you don't have to worry about your safety cuz King Kong will protect you from anything. It's like you're having a personal bodyguard. Guess it's worth a try?

Kathleen Kye fall 2011

A NEW SCHOOL YEAR BEGINS!

 I went back to school after two months of winter vacation. So tired after a long day.

a GOOD SCHOOL KID look

a FUCK YOU TO THE SCHOOL look

HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE SOUTH POLE

 Now, you are dispatched to Antarctic King Sejong Station, and your new home is south pole, you have to make sure that you're ready to survive there. Don't be anxious, I'll give you some tips.

first step is to be friends with a bear.

when you and the bear are close enough, tell him you have to move to the south pole.

the bear will freak out, cuz he's never been to the south pole & he knows he can never survive there.

after saying a sad goodbye, he offers you a goodbye present.

don't think it's over. what's important starts from now on.
you have to make your wishes clear.
THIS is how you survive in the south pole.

ask the bear to cut his feet off;

perfect boots for you;

if it's not enough,
ask the bear to cut his legs off;

even more perfect boots for you.

if it's not enough,

ask the bear to cut his waist off;

perfect pants for you.

if it's not enough,

ask a bear to cut his body off;

perfect suit for you

if the bear is not willing give you what you want, 

maybe you should stop there. you don't want to lose a friend, do you?

but if you think it is more important to survive in the south pole than keeping a friend,

HIRE A HUNTER;

he'll do you a perfect job.