Now, you are dispatched to Antarctic King Sejong Station, and your new home is south pole, you have to make sure that you're ready to survive there. Don't be anxious, I'll give you some tips.
first step is to be friends with a bear.
when you and the bear are close enough, tell him you have to move to the south pole.
the bear will freak out, cuz he's never been to the south pole & he knows he can never survive there.
after saying a sad goodbye, he offers you a goodbye present.
don't think it's over. what's important starts from now on.
you have to make your wishes clear.
THIS is how you survive in the south pole.
don't think it's over. what's important starts from now on.
you have to make your wishes clear.
THIS is how you survive in the south pole.
ask the bear to cut his feet off;
perfect boots for you;
if it's not enough,
ask the bear to cut his legs off;
even more perfect boots for you.
if it's not enough,
ask the bear to cut his waist off;perfect pants for you.
if it's not enough,
ask a bear to cut his body off;
perfect suit for you
if the bear is not willing give you what you want,
maybe you should stop there. you don't want to lose a friend, do you?
but if you think it is more important to survive in the south pole than keeping a friend,
HIRE A HUNTER;
he'll do you a perfect job.
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